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Old 05-17-2013, 06:19 AM
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O--o-o-o-o I just have to get in on this. After divorce and moving overseas my brother and I shared the same pholosphy and that is to never marry another American. I married Turkish, he married Ethiopean and we both have been happiiy married 25 years.
If this doesn't stir the pot nothing will
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:36 AM
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Anyone have a list of women to avoid??
Avoid Billy Bob's Ex, she has no ****

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Regardless of who you marry, invest in a kegerator. In the long run, it's a cheaper and more fun than therapy.
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Old 05-17-2013, 06:57 AM
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My simple theory, it's called the "3 S's"...

Smart, Sexy, and Sane. No woman has ever been created with all traits in abundance. Some theorize no woman has ever been created with all 3 traits combined. Some women have none of these traits (avoid them), many women have 1 trait (don't usually make good partners), some women have 2 of the three. These are the ones most people marry. If you ever find the unicorn that has all 3 or more likely, 2 in abundance and 1 in small quantities, marry that one. That's as simple as I can make it...
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Old 05-17-2013, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by hjs1971
My simple theory, it's called the "3 S's"...

Smart, Sexy, and Sane
. No woman has ever been created with all traits in abundance. Some theorize no woman has ever been created with all 3 traits combined. Some women have none of these traits (avoid them), many women have 1 trait (don't usually make good partners), some women have 2 of the three. These are the ones most people marry. If you ever find the unicorn that has all 3 or more likely, 2 in abundance and 1 in small quantities, marry that one. That's as simple as I can make it...

Thanks for describing me to a T... It's too bad some men find that intimidating......

You post is spot on!
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Old 05-17-2013, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 3pointlanding
O--o-o-o-o I just have to get in on this. After divorce and moving overseas my brother and I shared the same pholosphy and that is to never marry another American. I married Turkish, he married Ethiopean and we both have been happiiy married 25 years.
If this doesn't stir the pot nothing will
I agree totally.

There are Western European/American women; then there's everyone else. Do yourself a giant favor, and stay away from the first category.

On another note: Being a pilot doesn't make a good marriage bad. But it makes a bad marriage unrecoverable, because you're never around.

That big fight you got into before you left on your trip never gets reconciled. There's no time to fix it when you get home, because then you are already into your next fight. Doesn't take long to start hating each other.

Personally, I'd probably marry Sophia Vergara if she'd have me. Anyone know her number?
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Although I agree a high maintenance woman who just loves to shop with emotion without regards to financial stability of the bank account, promiscuous or is just in general unpleasant to be around. Well being around a man like that is just as awful. Trust me they are out there. I have seen men drive around in their fancy cars with their arm candy spending all kinds of money. They have huge homes and they love their "toys". Heck, they may even make some money but they are shallow, selfish and in love with themselves. They spend money to no end to make themselves look good, have another girl on the side and can be a total ... At the end of the day they really don't have two nickels to rub together. If they do, they are generally unpleasant to be around because they think of themselves very highly.
Did you ever wonder if men didn't fall for the *****es of the world, if they'd stop being *****es? I love how men complain about "high maintenance, selfish BUT oh-so-hot women with big boobs," yet slobber all over them when they see them. Face it boys, you only have enough blood to go to one head at a time----and it's usually the little head that wins. (think of that classic Seinfeld episode.) If guys would stop feeding into money-hungry, selfish, crazy girls----and looked for someone who actually had some redeeming qualities----you wouldn't cry on everyone's shoulder every chance you get. God, I wish I had a dollar for every time some schmuck confided in me. I have very little sympathy and tell them they reap what they sow......
Also, when you look like a troll and are able to "catch" a hot girl------doesn't that tell you something??? Guess some of you like being played....
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Did you ever wonder if men didn't fall for the *****es of the world, if they'd stop being *****es? I love how men complain about "high maintenance, selfish BUT oh-so-hot women with big boobs," yet slobber all over them when they see them..
I am more of a booty man myself.

I like jelly on my toast
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Did you ever wonder if men didn't fall for the *****es of the world, if they'd stop being *****es?
That's all you need to know. She nailed it.
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I am more of a booty man myself.

I like jelly on my toast

I like leg men myself!!
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