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05-21-2013, 10:10 PM

#201

2dogs

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Funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck

I'm familiar with the proverbs 31 woman. You don't have to be a bible thumper to know that that kind of woman is a winner! You just need a brain and some sense

What's a "bible thumper?" Ever wonder who created that brain?

05-21-2013, 10:12 PM

#202

AtlCSIP

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck

I'm familiar with the proverbs 31 woman. You don't have to be a bible thumper to know that that kind of woman is a winner! You just need a brain and some sense

Unfortunately, a brain and some sense is often lacking when men look for wives.

05-22-2013, 05:02 AM

#203

LNL76

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck

The other day, whilst sitting in Starbucks, I overheard 3 young gals sitting next to me complaining about how all guys ever do is think about sex and objectify women. Without missing a beat, the conversation turned to who they thought were the hottest male figures out there, including who had the best abs. I just chuckled.

(Any comment on this dandy, LNL? )

Bradley Cooper......

(oh and I like abs as much as the next woman, but unlike the young girls, I like them hairy! I also consider myself an arm woman.)

Any other questions, CC?

05-22-2013, 05:05 AM

#204

LNL76

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck

I'm familiar with the proverbs 31 woman. You don't have to be a bible thumper to know that that kind of woman is a winner! You just need a brain and some sense

Are we still talking about males here?! Bwahahahahahahaha!!

05-22-2013, 10:14 AM

#205

threeighteen

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Originally Posted by Fr8doggie

And died alone.

You're going to die alone whether you're married or single, unless you and your wife die in the same accident or have some sort of suicide pact.

05-22-2013, 10:19 AM

#206

AtlCSIP

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Originally Posted by threeighteen

You're going to die alone whether you're married or single, unless you and your wife die in the same accident or have some sort of suicide pact.

That isn't what he meant. He meant 'die lonely', which is very different.

05-22-2013, 10:46 AM

#207

badflaps

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I think it is better to be alone, than wishing that you were.

05-22-2013, 10:57 AM

#208

LNL76

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Originally Posted by badflaps

I think it is better to be alone, than wishing that you were.

'Tis very true......

05-22-2013, 01:22 PM

#209

Crazy Canuck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LNL76

Bradley Cooper......

(oh and I like abs as much as the next woman, but unlike the young girls, I like them hairy! I also consider myself an arm woman.)

Any other questions, CC?

That's it. Back to arguing about pilots vs FAs.

05-22-2013, 02:24 PM

#210

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Quote:

Originally Posted by threeighteen

You're going to die alone whether you're married or single, unless you and your wife die in the same accident or have some sort of suicide pact.

A good friend from my Army days said this about getting out when his contract was over and why he didn't reenlist, the same can be applied to some relationships: "Everyone leaves eventually, I want to get out a little sooner."