Worst wives to live with (food, sex, etc.)
05-21-2013, 05:15 PM
#193
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Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
05-21-2013, 05:28 PM
#194
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Year 16 and counting for me. She bought me my intro flight!
05-21-2013, 07:10 PM
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Actually it does discuss physical features if we are thinking about the same verse. Her breasts are like twin fawns of a gazelle, her hair lke goats coming down off Mount Gillead...are we talking about the same verse?
05-21-2013, 08:00 PM
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Nope. Proverbs 31. The one you referred to discusses a particular husband and wife.
05-21-2013, 08:07 PM
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05-21-2013, 09:15 PM
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05-21-2013, 09:17 PM
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The other day, whilst sitting in Starbucks, I overheard 3 young gals sitting next to me complaining about how all guys ever do is think about sex and objectify women. Without missing a beat, the conversation turned to who they thought were the hottest male figures out there, including who had the best abs. I just chuckled.
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