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Old 05-21-2013, 01:14 PM
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I'm sooo trying to be that woman, but the horse is out of the barn on the "having kids" part.
Eventually, they leave!
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AtlCSIP
Eventually, they leave!
Yes I know BUT mine left for college and now 1 is back for the summer and 1 graduated this past Saturday so is back here (the other 1 lives with her dad about 45 minutes away). This is exactly why I REALLLLY need to get back to the skies again!
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:49 PM
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Yes I know BUT mine left for college and now 1 is back for the summer and 1 graduated this past Saturday so is back here (the other 1 lives with her dad about 45 minutes away). This is exactly why I REALLLLY need to get back to the skies again!
I hear ya! Good luck!
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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 PM
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
She went shopping, had sex with whatever men she wanted without being thought of as a slut
Ummm.....??

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Old 05-21-2013, 04:20 PM
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I can fix a lamp, and my wife knows how to choose one that will look nice in our house. I can install a car seat correctly, while she can entertain the occupant. I plan for and worry about the future, she knows how to live in the moment. My worst qualities are her best ones, and vice versa.

Find someone who can make you grow beyond yourself, and you will find that one plus one can equal more than two.
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Old 05-21-2013, 04:28 PM
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I can fix a lamp, and my wife knows how to choose one that will look nice in our house. I can install a car seat correctly, while she can entertain the occupant. I plan for and worry about the future, she knows how to live in the moment. My worst qualities are her best ones, and vice versa.

Find someone who can make you grow beyond yourself, and you will find that one plus one can equal more than two.
how magical
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Old 05-21-2013, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Long Haul
I can fix a lamp, and my wife knows how to choose one that will look nice in our house. I can install a car seat correctly, while she can entertain the occupant. I plan for and worry about the future, she knows how to live in the moment. My worst qualities are her best ones, and vice versa.

Find someone who can make you grow beyond yourself, and you will find that one plus one can equal more than two.
Agreed. Don't look for someone you can live with. Find someone you can't live without.
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Old 05-21-2013, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Long Haul
I can fix a lamp, and my wife knows how to choose one that will look nice in our house. I can install a car seat correctly, while she can entertain the occupant. I plan for and worry about the future, she knows how to live in the moment. My worst qualities are her best ones, and vice versa.

Find someone who can make you grow beyond yourself, and you will find that one plus one can equal more than two.
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Agreed. Don't look for someone you can live with. Find someone you can't live without.
Oh my, gentlemen, what beautiful sentiments. Your wives are indeed lucky women!
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Old 05-21-2013, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by AtlCSIP
Agreed. Don't look for someone you can live with. Find someone you can't live without.
That's a great quote, I found that woman 34 years ago. When we married I was a A&P mechanic who just HAD to be a pilot and she lived through all that crap. 32 years and 3 failed airlines later (currently on my 4th airline) all I want to do is get home to her.

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