Worst wives to live with (food, sex, etc.)
05-21-2013, 11:21 AM
#172
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05-21-2013, 11:23 AM
#173
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05-21-2013, 11:38 AM
#175
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Self-centered, egotistical, high maintenance, narcissistic, money-driven, status-conscious people whether female OR male make terrrrrrrible mates. For anyone to get involved with that type and think they're going to change them into something else is foolish at best. As my dear departed mom always said, "a leopard can't change his spots." If anything, individuals with those traits usually get WORSE. If that's what you want out of life, have at it----just don't act surprised or try to garner sympathy from others down the road.
05-21-2013, 11:42 AM
#176
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Joined APC: Jul 2007
Posts: 3,794
Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
05-21-2013, 11:59 AM
#177
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,851
Once upon a time, a Pilot asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
And the Pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard b*tching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was freakin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up........The end.
Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him.....The woman said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, had sex with whatever men she wanted without being thought of as a slut, drank vodka with friends, traveled the world, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, never had to deal with a pathetic, cheating husband going through a mid-life crisis who got fat AND bald, stayed skinny (since she didn't get pregnant and had to raise kids) and was never burped on or farted upon. THE END......
05-21-2013, 11:59 AM
#178
Banned
Joined APC: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,134
Self-centered, egotistical, high maintenance, narcissistic, money-driven, status-conscious people whether female OR male make terrrrrrrible mates. For anyone to get involved with that type and think they're going to change them into something else is foolish at best. As my dear departed mom always said, "a leopard can't change his spots." If anything, individuals with those traits usually get WORSE. If that's what you want out of life, have at it----just don't act surprised or try to garner sympathy from others down the road.
And as I said, it's about being grounded in reality and managing one's expectations.
05-21-2013, 12:05 PM
#179
Banned
Joined APC: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,134
Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him.....The woman said "No" and she lived happily ever after. She went shopping, had sex with whatever men she wanted without being thought of as a slut, drank vodka with friends, traveled the world, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a wardrobe full of shoes and bags, never had to deal with a pathetic, cheating husband going through a mid-life crisis who got fat AND bald, stayed skinny (since she didn't get pregnant and had to raise kids) and was never burped on or farted upon. THE END......
God bless that woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need more like her in the world
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