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Old 05-20-2013, 07:58 AM
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Question not directed at anyone in general....but for those of you complaining about sloppy American women. Are you saying the American male isn't slovenly as well? T-shirt and shorts or jeans with sneakers is bad enough....BUT what's up with the clowns who wear baseball caps indoors (AND turned backwards??) How about the dudes with the disgusting beer bellies? You guys act like the men are dressed like GQ models and the females are Walmart rejects.
So you're sayin a backwards ball cap doesn't make a 40 year old look cool??? Damn, I been doing it wrong!!! No wonder my teenager daughter calls me the C.O.G. (Creepy Old Guy)
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:13 AM
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So you're sayin a backwards ball cap doesn't make a 40 year old look cool??? Damn, I been doing it wrong!!! No wonder my teenager daughter calls me the C.O.G. (Creepy Old Guy)
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Doug Masters
So you're sayin a backwards ball cap doesn't make a 40 year old look cool??? Damn, I been doing it wrong!!! No wonder my teenager daughter calls me the C.O.G. (Creepy Old Guy)
You're the COG until she needs you to be the ATM......

(actually teenagers grow out of the lovely stage where they're embarrasssed by you and wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire! They will actually LIKE spending time with you and showing their love and appreciation. I'm battle-tested 3 times over, so I know of what I speak....)
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Question not directed at anyone in general....but for those of you complaining about sloppy American women. Are you saying the American male isn't slovenly as well? T-shirt and shorts or jeans with sneakers is bad enough....BUT what's up with the clowns who wear baseball caps indoors (AND turned backwards??) How about the dudes with the disgusting beer bellies? You guys act like the men are dressed like GQ models and the females are Walmart rejects.
So, what you're saying is...The American male should be put in the "worst wives" category? Thanks for the heads up.
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Question not directed at anyone in general....but for those of you complaining about sloppy American women. Are you saying the American male isn't slovenly as well? T-shirt and shorts or jeans with sneakers is bad enough....BUT what's up with the clowns who wear baseball caps indoors (AND turned backwards??) How about the dudes with the disgusting beer bellies? You guys act like the men are dressed like GQ models and the females are Walmart rejects.
Jeans and sneakers make me slovenly? Who knew? Disgusting beer bellies? That takes YEARs of hard work . . . and money, so how 'bout showing some respect. However, I do like your attitude. It's refreshing.

Busboy, thanks for starting this thread. It has been very entertaining, especially over several Tsing Tao's, but now I have a headache (is there formaldelhyde in this stuff?) and must go.

Flying with LNL would be very entertaining as well. Humbling, but entertaining.

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Old 05-20-2013, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Busboy
So, what you're saying is...The American male should be put in the "worst wives" category? Thanks for the heads up.
You're quite welcome. Sorry, ace....what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Besides, someone's gotta keep you guys honest!

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Old 05-20-2013, 09:16 AM
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Jeans and sneakers make me slovenly? Who knew? Disgusting beer bellies? That takes YEARs of hard work . . . and money, so how 'bout showing some respect. However, I do like your attitude. It's refreshing.

Busboy, thanks for starting this thread. It has been very entertaining, especially over several Tsing Tao's, but now I have a headache (is there formaldelhyde in this stuff?) and must go.

Flying with LNL would be very entertaining as well. Humbling, but entertaining.

Wow, a man with a headache??!!
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Old 05-20-2013, 10:02 AM
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Thanks for describing me to a T... It's too bad some men find that intimidating......

You post is spot on!
Being smart, sexy and sane is only half of the equation. How one carries it their life is the other. And,it is just as important, if not more so. I think most people would have the issue with this and not the qualities in and of themselves.
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A pilot is trying to decide between 3 women to marry. He devises a test and gives them each 20k to see what they would do with it. One spends it all on clothes and jewelry. One spends half on jewelry and invest the other half. The third one invest all of it.
Which one does he marry? ---The one with big ****

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My ex-wife and I bought a waterbed. Her side froze.
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