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Old 05-19-2013, 06:14 PM
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Wish I had came up with that, but there is actually and old song by Jimmy Soul with the same lyrics.
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Old 05-19-2013, 06:51 PM
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She will be 46 this year.
That's the same age as my wife. Have her see a naturopathic doctor. She may need testosterone. A good doc will do a full blood screening and look for all the markers to be in the right zone. My wife was having some health issues and after seeing the doc and going on a testosterone therapy routine she feels better and a side benefit is a return to the glory days.

All women are dysfunctional. You just have to find the one whose dysfunction you can live with.
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:18 PM
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Sheesh, this thread was locked then reopened with posts deleted? Man, the things I miss when I host a party!
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:22 PM
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To answer the OP's question, if they look like this, avoid them:

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Old 05-20-2013, 01:05 AM
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To answer the OP's question, if they look like this, avoid them:

Now that's funny. Thanks for the laugh. Great thread for a China layover.
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To answer the OP's question, if they look like this, avoid them:

It appears she has things covered and has no need for a man anyway.
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:15 AM
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How do you guys know she's not just "horny?"
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Jetjok
The ladies in Spain and Italy can't hold a candle to the ones in Izmir, Turkey, where 8 out of 10 women walking down the street at any given time are world class beauties. It's just too bad that they rarely establish eye contact and are immune to the normal "stare." You've got to be introduced, formally, but it's well worth the wait.

You definitely nailed it. It isn't just that Trukish woman are hot. It is they take care of themselves by dressing nicely. Look at an average Turkish woman walking down any street and then look at some of the women in Walmart. NO comparison. On Wedensday I am going to a birthday dinner at Longhorn, not exactly haut cuisine. The wives will be dressed nicely and all will look "hot" because they take pride. Something you don't find in American women who go for the casual (sloppy) look.
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Old 05-20-2013, 06:30 AM
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Question not directed at anyone in general....but for those of you complaining about sloppy American women. Are you saying the American male isn't slovenly as well? T-shirt and shorts or jeans with sneakers is bad enough....BUT what's up with the clowns who wear baseball caps indoors (AND turned backwards??) How about the dudes with the disgusting beer bellies? You guys act like the men are dressed like GQ models and the females are Walmart rejects.
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Touche`

But you have to admit that the cat unicorn is pretty funny.
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