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Old 05-18-2013, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by RockBottom
... “When I hear you say those things to me, I feel manipulated and used. I need you to not speak to me like that. I am tired. Could we talk when I am more rested?”
I'm going to try that one on my wife.

I may need a rescuer. Please don't turn your backs on me.
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Old 05-18-2013, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by smackahoCEO
I wouldn't touch a 10 with herpes..ha. I love my wife. And watching her raise our kid makes her that much more attractive to me. And she makes a mean Rice Crispies treat
....does she know your APC call sign is, "smackahoe"?.....
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:20 PM
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Find the woman who understands that her man shall never leave the house hungry or horny.
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by RI830
Find the woman who understands that her man shall never leave the house hungry or horny.
And appreciates my love for all things Beavis & Butthead and Xbox 360..... She got me the Xbox 360 Elite for our Anniversary; I was furloughed one month to the day later and when we were having a big fire sale to make ends meet a few months later, she wouldn't let me sell it.

Finally, despite the fact that she now makes about double what I make, and I do OK, she encourages me to keep flying even though she could make a lot more if I stayed at home.....

I'm crazy lucky........, but what does this thread have to do with UPS being the worst cargo airline with regard to pay, benefits, schedule, QOL, etc.? LOL!
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Old 05-18-2013, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Busboy

Anyone have a list of women to avoid??

Originally Posted by Rock

This has got to be the weirdest thread ever posted in the APC cargo forum. I guess it all depends on how you define "cargo".
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This has to be the equivalent of a "slow news day" on APC. Too funny!

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Yikes, has this forum become Dr Phil!

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It's awkward when a parody thread turns into a serious discussion.






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Old 05-18-2013, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by flightmedic01
Just remember one thing boys: Whenever you see a beautiful woman, someone, somewhere is tired of banging her!!
They are not tired of banging her. They are tired of putting up with her crap. Nobody gets tired of banging hot tail.....just listening to it.
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:10 PM
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Before you get married, read this book:

The Predatory Female: A Field Guide to Dating and the Marriage-Divorce Industry: Lawrence Shannon: 9780961593803: Amazon.com: Books
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Moose
They are not tired of banging her. They are tired of putting up with her crap. Nobody gets tired of banging hot tail.....just listening to it.
No they are tired of banging her.

Just like that new Corvette, after 50,000 miles, and that scratch from the parking lot, its just another car. Time to trade in for the new model.

BTW the 2014's come out in a few more months.
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Old 05-18-2013, 06:58 PM
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FYI: The Predatory Female is very expensive on Amazon. You can find a free pdf download at

http://www.revolucionantifeminista.o...ory-female.pdf

Free is good.
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Old 05-18-2013, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by highsky
I agree.

On the other hand, divorcees have already had their nose bloodied, so they know when to keep their mouth shut.
If they have two black eyes,

they have been told twice.
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