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Old 05-17-2013, 02:25 PM
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In my early years I flew with several guys doing the comb over and about 40 lbs overweight who had just acquired the smoking hot next wife from some far away land. Quite a few later had the whole extended family living in the states and many others were dumped for a better meal deal.
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by HIFLYR
In my early years I flew with several guys doing the comb over and about 40 lbs overweight who had just acquired the smoking hot next wife from some far away land. Quite a few later had the whole extended family living in the states and many others were dumped for a better meal deal.
hahaha, just as I posted earlier.... Just goes to prove there's a sucker born every minute!
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Old 05-17-2013, 02:50 PM
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1. Happiness is an Inward decision that is made based on what traits and qualities one finds within one self. One "Chooses" to be happy. If ones happiness is determined by the world, people, things around you, then you are just another little simpering, mewling self absorbed narcissist who is so "needy" most women avoid you like the Plague.

2. Using the crass 1-10 scale; A woman who is a 7 with a great attitude is far far superior to a 10 who is a Harpie

3. Being able to suck start a Harley and like it....... a top 3 quality.......
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ptarmigan
This has to be the equivalent of a "slow news day" on APC. Too funny!
What if I said, " It is all DW's or SS's and ALPA's fault ".
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by HIFLYR
In my early years I flew with several guys doing the comb over and about 40 lbs overweight who had just acquired the smoking hot next wife from some far away land. Quite a few later had the whole extended family living in the states and many others were dumped for a better meal deal.
Like Russian Mail-order Brides. Those stories rarely have happy endings.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by highsky
Like Russian Mail-order Brides. Those stories rarely have happy endings.
I think you mean, they began with Happy Endings......
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by FLMD11CAPT
1. Happiness is an Inward decision that is made based on what traits and qualities one finds within one self. One "Chooses" to be happy. If ones happiness is determined by the world, people, things around you, then you are just another little simpering, mewling self absorbed narcissist who is so "needy" most women avoid you like the Plague.

2. Using the crass 1-10 scale; A woman who is a 7 with a great attitude is far far superior to a 10 who is a Harpie

3. Being able to suck start a Harley and like it....... a top 3 quality.......
Agree with your Post.

On the other hand, there's nothing lonelier than being in a bad marriage. It really sucks the life out of you, despite your best efforts to remain happy.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by RedeyeAV8r
they began with Happy Endings......
And those all disappear the moment the Green Card hits her hand.
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Old 05-17-2013, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ZapBrannigan
I love my wife. She's a great friend, a terrific Mom, and a good partner. But she has absolutely no sex drive. <shrug> Not going to leave her over it, so I just need to deal. Takes all types I guess.
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Not sure how old she is, but it may get better as she gets older!

Yikes, has this forum become Dr Phil!
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Old 05-17-2013, 04:15 PM
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I seem to always find myself loving other people's wives. Is that normal, LNL76?
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