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04-11-2011, 04:26 PM

#41

CactusCrew

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBaron

You weren't in UPS 63 the other day were you? Ride report...boxes...I don't get it?

No that was me.

I had a warm plate of canine noodle surprise over bean sprouts in my lap.

The Capt was taking a nap as usual. It wasn't about shaking the boxes in turbulence that time. Just a matter of crew comfort. Sorry to inconvenience you.

04-11-2011, 05:03 PM

#42

TheBaron

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Originally Posted by CactusCrew

No that was me.

No inconvenience. Just gave me a little chuckle.

T-minus 4

04-11-2011, 05:21 PM

#43

Sideshow Bob

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Originally Posted by TheBaron

Registration, point of departure and destination...but I've never been asked for a position report.

Well...we can take this thread in a different direction.

The one that got snooty wanting a conventional complete position report after getting the stock CPDLC speel sounded like an angry 350 pounder loaded up on Mountain Dew. Years ago SFO had one that should have (or might have) quit to do phone sex. While she may well have been 350 pounds, dammmmmmn! (In my best Joe Dirt)

04-11-2011, 05:26 PM

#44

jungle

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This is just like a Standards meeting without the long lunches and the pressing need to publish results one year hence, which will likely be out of date by that time.

04-11-2011, 05:56 PM

#45

TheBaron

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Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob

I think she ended up working the control tower in Toledo circa late 1990's. Sounded like a smoking hot D.J. from Playboy radio...you could actually hear her purr. Turned out to be a plump mid-50 year old grandmother.

04-11-2011, 05:59 PM

#46

TheBaron

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jungle

This is just like a Standards meeting without the long lunches and the pressing need to publish results one year hence, which will likely be out of date by that time.

I'm sure some of this info will end up in the Comm update for the 777 crews. Wasn't it one of their Captains that did a FSR claiming it was dangerous to send unfamiliar crews to Asia because of the language barrier?

And there is #46..

04-11-2011, 06:49 PM

#47

noser

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I want FBH to win!!! Oh Cr##, that now makes it #47

Sorry FBH

04-11-2011, 08:27 PM

#48

Sideshow Bob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBaron

Well...these days I am the cougar/puma whisperer, not so much the late '90s.

04-11-2011, 10:18 PM

#49

frozenboxhauler

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Wait,....I,...ahhhh,... it wasssahh,.. 146!!. Yeah,...dat's da ticket.

04-12-2011, 06:35 AM

#50

1800 RVR

New ride...

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBaron

I remember her! When I flew for Airnet, on our way down to CMH, flying through Toledo Appch, I would hear her voice and thought the same thing. Then one of our guys went down there to check it out and reported the same thing. Hilarious!