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Old 06-16-2009, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AirWillie
Come on guy, don't be a downer. Life isn't so bad at a regional with some seniority. Yes we do have to shop at walmart instead of the high end stuff but we still get half the month off along with a shinny jet. Plus our FAs are younger and way hotter.

If you think your FA's are hot we need to talk, I have seen your FA's.
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:42 PM
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If you think your FA's are hot we need to talk, I have seen your FA's.
I'll bet they're hotter than yours at UPS! Aren't they the same guys who serve the coffee?
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Old 06-16-2009, 04:47 PM
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I'll bet they're hotter than yours at UPS! Aren't they the same guys who serve the coffee?
Yeah, but they only nag you half as much.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:19 PM
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I'll bet they're hotter than yours at UPS! Aren't they the same guys who serve the coffee?
You got me. Hotter than non-existant.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:35 PM
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It also is a fact that traditonally there has been only one major airline berth for every 7-10 applicants...........and that was in GOOD hiring times. With future contraction/stagnation, 7-8 out of 10 current regional pilots will NEVER make a major carrier. When it comes to these two freight carriers whose hiring is very limited even when they do hire, the odds are better of getting a call from Jennifer Aniston for a date or a knock at the door from Publishers Clearinghouse with a $1,000,000 check.

Many of these pilots still dream the dream, but for most it's too painful to consider the likely probability they'll never see it. For most, if they choose to stay in this "profession", they'll have to be content with retiring on a 70-90 seat RJ. Some will come to terms with that but others will become emotional basket cases around their 40th birthday. I assume in about 6-8 years there will be Youtube footage of late 30's regional captains (and F/O's !) sobbing like schoolgirls in various airline bathrooms or unexaplainably attacking garbage cans or Starbucks baristas.

There's a wave of mental health issues soon to come at the regionals that may thin their ranks as complete and total mental crackups begin to accelerate.

A shame it will be.
That s#$#t's funny I dont care who you are! It is also, sadly, true.
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Old 06-17-2009, 04:59 AM
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back in 1957. My dad and I went there many times, when I was growing up. Those were the days my friend.

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Was there with my father, left field bleachers, when Larson threw the bomb against the Dodgers. When they left for LA, I switched to the Mets...years later. Kinda like the NY-BOS games these days. And, if you're a golfer from NY, or anywhere, you've gotta love Bethpage Black this week for the US Open.
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by highflyer
I'll bet they're hotter than yours at UPS! Aren't they the same guys who serve the coffee?
Hey, I resemble that remark. I may not be as hot as your 20 something yr old butternuggets pushing the cart up the aisle, but I do mix a mean pot of coffee...and I'll even toast your buns (from your crew meal, you pervert) for you!
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Old 06-17-2009, 12:39 PM
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Hey, I resemble that remark. I may not be as hot as your 20 something yr old butternuggets pushing the cart up the aisle, but I do mix a mean pot of coffee...and I'll even toast your buns (from your crew meal, you pervert) for you!
reminds me of when I got hired at Fedex. They warned me they didn't have flight attendants. Yes they do, I said. They just call them flight engineers!

And then they said the two man airplanes don't have flight engineers. Au contraire, I said. They just let them land every other leg...
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Old 06-17-2009, 05:41 PM
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>>At your age you still have time to go get an MBA, a law degree, start a rock band, or perhaps run an internet porn site. I'd say any of those other options will make you more money than hanging around waiting to be a rich airline captain.<<

Or get more respect!
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>>There's a wave of mental health issues soon to come at the regionals that may thin their ranks as complete and total mental crackups begin to accelerate.

A shame it will be.<<

I'm guessing you've got first hand knowledge. Hey, there's no shame in a little couch time with Freud!
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