Spoild milk, ALPA and FDX
#1
Spoild milk, ALPA and FDX
Last week I went to the fridge in my crash pad for some milk to put on my cereal. (passover pay) The milk was a little spoiled but I figured it might be ok the next day. Put it back in the fridge.
Tried it the next day (LOA) and it was really bad, couldn't eat the cereal. Didn't want to throw it away though, so I put it back into the fridge.
Yesterday I poured my cereal and reached for the milk (age 60). Realized that the milk really was bad and poured it down the sink. No cereal for me.
I think its time for a new jug of milk.
Tried it the next day (LOA) and it was really bad, couldn't eat the cereal. Didn't want to throw it away though, so I put it back into the fridge.
Yesterday I poured my cereal and reached for the milk (age 60). Realized that the milk really was bad and poured it down the sink. No cereal for me.
I think its time for a new jug of milk.
#3
Last week I went to the fridge in my crash pad for some milk to put on my cereal. (passover pay) The milk was a little spoiled but I figured it might be ok the next day. Put it back in the fridge.
Tried it the next day (LOA) and it was really bad, couldn't eat the cereal. Didn't want to throw it away though, so I put it back into the fridge.
Yesterday I poured my cereal and reached for the milk (age 60). Realized that the milk really was bad and poured it down the sink. No cereal for me.
I think its time for a new jug of milk.
Tried it the next day (LOA) and it was really bad, couldn't eat the cereal. Didn't want to throw it away though, so I put it back into the fridge.
Yesterday I poured my cereal and reached for the milk (age 60). Realized that the milk really was bad and poured it down the sink. No cereal for me.
I think its time for a new jug of milk.
#4
Last week I went to the fridge in my crash pad for some milk to put on my cereal. I dropped the milk carton and it spilled all over the floor - not a drop left. I stood over the puddle and cried, cried, cried but much to my chagrin, the milk remained in a puddle on the floor and my cereal was dry. I realized my tears were absolutely pointless and got a several beers from the fridge and watched football and a Clint Eastwood movie. I don't even like milk.
#7
I know Adler. Actually, I think a more accurate narrative might be:
"...and I awoke on the cold tile floor in front of the refrigerator, naked, in a fetal postion, covered with my own vomit, some stale beer, sour milk, some pickle juice, with claw marks on my legs and back from the two hundred eleven pound chick that just a few hours ago somehow reminded me of Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers..."
Anyway...THAT is the guy I always heard about....
"...and I awoke on the cold tile floor in front of the refrigerator, naked, in a fetal postion, covered with my own vomit, some stale beer, sour milk, some pickle juice, with claw marks on my legs and back from the two hundred eleven pound chick that just a few hours ago somehow reminded me of Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers..."
Anyway...THAT is the guy I always heard about....
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