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10-02-2007, 04:52 PM

#11

Huck

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Thanks Lipout. Got spit all over the screen with that one.....

10-02-2007, 05:09 PM

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Lipout1

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Originally Posted by Lipout1

Air, I didn't steal your Jepps bag but I have been stealing food from the AOC cafeteria (Ref: "Zero" gram, Sep 20). Here is what I do. I go to the hot food line and ask for a piece of chicken only. Then I go to the salad bar and cover it with salad. Please forgive me. I am a pilot on a limited budget. Please don't fire me.

Captain Lip

By the way, I've been picking up Disputed Pairings. Please forgive me but I have a good reason. I'm trying to max out my high five. Even though I have a full military retirement, I need to max out this retirement. What is your problem? It is allowed in the contract. It is also allowed for me to fly until I die, which I will do when the time comes. I made many bad investments and have lost all of my money. I just remarried for the third time and have a baby on the way at the age of 56. This is in addition to the three I have in college now, and the three from my second marriage heading that way. What is your problem with me taking care of my family?(s).

Captain Lip

10-02-2007, 05:42 PM

#13

Slice

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Originally Posted by Lipout1

I'd say you need to tie a knot in 'it'!

10-02-2007, 08:36 PM

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jdec141

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ok Lip now I just spit all over my screen. thanks for the laugh.

10-02-2007, 08:41 PM

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Airkorps68

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Hey Lipout,

I think I flew with you on the 27. Thanks for not buying dinner or a beer. What a class act. Too bad no one told you the old adage, "it's cheaper to keep her."

AK68

10-03-2007, 04:55 AM

#16

applefritter

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dirtbags

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Originally Posted by Airkorps68

Spoke to the ACP and security. All said I was outta luck. I find it really hard to believe that someone would just walk off with it. Very uncool.

It's not hard for me to believe. A few years ago I had all my Jepp charts stolen out of my bag after a big change. We've got an MD-11 Capt that steals stuff from his FOs on trips.

10-03-2007, 06:39 AM

#17

FreightDawgyDog

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"Yeah, no worries. The BP is much easier on the back, and makes me look like a college dude, which all the flight attendents love. Oh wait, we don't have flight attendents."

You've obviously never flown with an RFO! Anyway good luck getting it back. Maybe someone took it by mistake and will bring it back next time through MEM.