AA Hiring?
#571
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,340
Wow I’d never heard of him until today and I had to check out. I would describe him as having the positivity of Ted Lasso mixed with the look at me arrogance of Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian. There is some reasonable advice which is probably helpful or maybe motivating to some. The problem is for every 60 seconds of advice you have to slog through five minutes of him driving his BMW, him talking about himself working out, him actually working out, him talking about how he plans to recover from his workout, him waving around a pink post workout protein drink bottle, him talking about clothes, him trying on clothes, him wearing a pilots uniform, him showering his dog, him talking about riding a moped in Italy and discovering that his friend can use someone they sat next to, etc.
Then he defends himself by saying something along the lines of “if haters are talking about you then you’re doing something right,” which is of course nonsense. Haters talk about Hitler, I wonder what Garrett likes about Hitlers self promotion and career progression? Calling critics ignorant hasn’t been done this well since the Michael Jackson interview (by the way, Michael Jackson had a lot of influence and is someone that could easily advance your career so grab your sleeping bag and your overnight kit for a sleepover at Mikes and enjoy the rapid career progression)!
Anyway, decent advice wrapped up in some obnoxious packaging. But hey, good for him for landing his dream job. Hopefully he gets the Airbus so he can put a small travel vanity on the tray table and admire his biggest fan all flight long.
Then he defends himself by saying something along the lines of “if haters are talking about you then you’re doing something right,” which is of course nonsense. Haters talk about Hitler, I wonder what Garrett likes about Hitlers self promotion and career progression? Calling critics ignorant hasn’t been done this well since the Michael Jackson interview (by the way, Michael Jackson had a lot of influence and is someone that could easily advance your career so grab your sleeping bag and your overnight kit for a sleepover at Mikes and enjoy the rapid career progression)!
Anyway, decent advice wrapped up in some obnoxious packaging. But hey, good for him for landing his dream job. Hopefully he gets the Airbus so he can put a small travel vanity on the tray table and admire his biggest fan all flight long.
#573
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2018
Posts: 259
Ladies and gentlemen, we will be joined by greatness shortly. Aviation expert FlyingWithGarrett will be coming to mainline AA the 13th! When he does his observation rides he can inform the CAs of all their mistakes, while smiling with a product in the flight deck, possibly in uniform, for his sponsors. And if you're his sim partner, expect a YouTube video starring you that explains why you suck and he's amazing. #MakeAmericanGreatAgain
#576
Also makes YouTube videos of other pilots after accidents/incidents, Monday-morning quarterbacking what they did wrong.
#577
RJ Furlough
Joined APC: Feb 2011
Position: ERJ145 F/O
Posts: 277
#580
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2017
Posts: 428
Maybe FAs selling credit cards isn't enough, soon AA will be a credit card and male supplement company that also flys airplanes.
Incredibly unprofessional to have that message on social media while representing the AA brand. The management decisions are mind boggling. United snipes Swayne and AA ends up picking this bozo, what a joke. It's obvious the competition is winning.
Incredibly unprofessional to have that message on social media while representing the AA brand. The management decisions are mind boggling. United snipes Swayne and AA ends up picking this bozo, what a joke. It's obvious the competition is winning.
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